Baby Food Aficionados Gifts

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Maternity Ward

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Bouncing baby

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Giving Birth

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'