Baby Food Battle Champions Gifts

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

Babies who Lunch.

Oops.

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

'Do you have a reservation?'

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

The Last Dinner

'creamed peas excepted.'

'I like a challenge.'

'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

'You don't really care about sex. You just want the prizes for the first baby of the New Year.'

Convenience & Inconvenience Foods.

'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

When Worlds Collide: