Baby Food Fanatics Gifts

Oops.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

This Year's Spa

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Twins

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

Repletion.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

Babies who Lunch.

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

Waiting staff

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

All You Can Eat

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

'Decisions, decisions!'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'