Baby Food Fanatics Mugs

Oops.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

This Year's Spa

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Twins

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

Repletion.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

Babies who Lunch.

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

All You Can Eat

Waiting staff

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

'Decisions, decisions!'

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'