Baby Food Connoisseur Mugs

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Trail mix?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Full English Breakfast.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Regular service or affected?"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Future Wrestler

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Slow food restaurant

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"