Baby Food Aficionados Pillows

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Bouncing baby

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

I am to blame.

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

Sushi Train Spotters

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."