Baby Foodie Guide Pillows

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Twins

'Ice cream parlour.'

Babies who Lunch.

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"But if you let me lick everything, you won't have to do any dishes."

Oops.

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

"We have big news!"

Young child saying grace

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

'creamed peas excepted.'

'I like a challenge.'

'This has GOT to be good... it's MICROWAVABLE.'

Baby and banana

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

'Excellent grape jelly, Mother -- I detect Macabeo, Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri.'

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

'Pur?ed nachos?'

'Mum, what can I eat?' asks Freddie. Mum answers, 'Banana!' Freddie exclaims, 'No'. She then provides Freddie with a long list of food which he rejects. Finally he asks, 'How about a banana?'

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

Boy asked what he admired most in the Crystal Palace answers the pies and ginger beer

'What would you like for dinner?'