Baby Food Introduction Pillows

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"Bottled or breast?"

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

Babies who Lunch.

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Oops.

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

She Had Enough To Drink.

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"I hate airplane food!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Don't let the Weetabix dry.'

'I like a challenge.'

'creamed peas excepted.'

Baby and banana

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.