Baby's First Foods Pillows

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

A young Don King

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"He just said his first word!"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'A is for Arse.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"They look so young and helpless."

Little chef.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'No creamed peas for me today!'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'That never gets old.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'