Baby's First Foods Pillows

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

A young Don King

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"He just said his first word!"

'A is for Arse.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"They look so young and helpless."

Little chef.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Extra innings.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'That never gets old.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'