Baby Food Enthusiasts Prints

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Your meal sounded nice."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

Thermidor Dali

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque