Soft Play Explorer Pillows

Ball Pool Peril

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Marimba

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Theorbo

Likes: $2.

Polar bear bowling alley

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Saxophone Player.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Baby Playing Violin

Computer games