Skill Set Explorer Pillows

"Well, that IS impressive ....but we thought it was just a metaphor for your skill set!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"I'll have a man overboard!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Jacques Cousteau.

Ball Pool Peril

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Diver caught by pelican

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."

'Wheeee...'

Crustacean Get Togethers.

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

James Cameron

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

Well, where's the last place you had it?