Skill Level Explorer Pillows

Everyone thinks they can do it

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Do you have any other skills?

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"And now from downtown!"

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."

You are more than your job description.

"I'm not good with letters."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."

Ages of man.

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

First Day of School

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

Jell-O: A Life.

'My lab partner wants a prenuptial agreement!'

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

'Well you see, to start with, we learn by rolling peas, and then, we graduate to rolling dung...'

"When I said you can learn at your own pace, I meant within the school year!"

"On the other hand, I believe it's equally important to catch your employees doing something right and complimenting them for it. Boy, does THAT ever mess with their heads!"

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"