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"Well, that IS impressive ....but we thought it was just a metaphor for your skill set!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Ball Pool Peril

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"I'll have a man overboard!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Diver caught by pelican

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

'Wheeee...'

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

Crustacean Get Togethers.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."