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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Twenty-first century baby walker

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

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'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

You've Had Enough!

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

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