Swipe Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

Using a social media app to date

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Mood Swings.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"I knew I should've swiped left."

A conductor reads from a picture book.

Bicycle Pie Chart

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Women Seeking Men

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

"Psst - Evening News."

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'We can't promote you to partner, but I will teach you our secret handshake.'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

Box Step

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'

Tunnel of Swiping Right

Jack's Cards

"You're on mute."

Mime telephone conversations.