Serve Seekers Gifts

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"And this is my life support system."

Church: Open Sundays

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

WAITING ROOM

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Waiting staff

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

'One thing about this place - there's no waiting around between courses.'

'The usual.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Leaning on a friend

"I'm just doing this until my album breaks!"

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

Snowmen Anonymous

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

Worriers Support Group.

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Maid.

"That 12th step is a doozy."

Falcon finds Waldo

Generation Ex - Divorce Support Group.