Service Seekers Gifts

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I think our waitress sees us now."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Nihilistic customer service"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'