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Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Nihilistic customer service"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"And this is my life support system."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Church: Open Sundays

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'