Serve Seekers Pillows

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

WAITING ROOM

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

Church: Open Sundays

"And this is my life support system."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

Waiting staff

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

'One thing about this place - there's no waiting around between courses.'

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'The usual.'

Leaning on a friend

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

Worriers Support Group.

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

The giants waiting on the dwarfs

Maid.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Generation Ex - Divorce Support Group.

Falcon finds Waldo