Subject Specialist Gifts

Good Luck!

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Medical Examinations.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"It's time to feed your drone."

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Trust Your Doctor

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Developing the boomerang.

Niche Marketing

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Neither Here nor There

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

Innovation department.

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."