Looking for a gift that honors curiosity and intellect? Our range of scholar-themed items combines wit and wisdom, making them ideal for students, teachers, or lifelong learners. From humorous mugs to charming prints, each product thoughtfully captures the essence of curiosity and academic achievement. Surprise a proud scholar with something that celebrates their love of learning and unique perspective.
"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"
He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.
"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."
"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'
"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."
Truth
K9 Literati
"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'
'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'
'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'
Good Luck!
'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'
"Finally...school starts next week."
Statue of Security
The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.
'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'
Lady Justice.
'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'
'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'
"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."
"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."
"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."
"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"
Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.
Eugene Ionesco
Antonin Scalia
"Manafort's was the best flip yet."
The hour of justice
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