Competitive Scholar Gifts

"Actually, I hope more people think being smart is annoying. I'll have less competition when I apply to college."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'I really crammed last night.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

K9 Literati

National Academy of Sport

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

The Giamatti era

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Football player taking the ball home.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Big advantage!!'

A girl climbs a ladder of books

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

Contest to enter the University

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Universe Challenge

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'