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"Actually, I hope more people think being smart is annoying. I'll have less competition when I apply to college."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'I really crammed last night.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

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National Academy of Sport

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

The Giamatti era

'It's my application to Harvard...'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

Football player taking the ball home.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Big advantage!!'

Enlightenment Olympics.

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

Contest to enter the University

A girl climbs a ladder of books

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Universe Challenge

'...no you can't phone a friend!'