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Universe Challenge

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Scarcity

Tension filled the tent.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Fishing Boat Derby

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

Max Weber

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"I quit."

Hat Wars.

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Rugby Mad.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Contest to enter the University

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"