Competitive Thinker Gifts

Enlightenment Olympics.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

The rocket powered skiier

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"He's his own worst enemy."

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

The First Annual Game Show Week.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The Salesman

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."