Conscious Competitor Gifts

Conscientious objection.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The Victors

Mixed Doubles.

Miss America IQ Pageant

City Marathon.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

The Rivalry Begins

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

Loser's Podium.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Enlightenment Olympics.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

"All As. What did you get?"

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'