Conscious Competitor Pillows

Conscientious objection.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The Victors

Mixed Doubles.

City Marathon.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

The Rivalry Begins

Loser's Podium.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Interpretive marathon

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

"All As. What did you get?"

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."