Mindful Competitor Pillows

'I joined a relaxation program, to help me overcome my type A behavior. Damit! I'm going to be the best, most relaxed, one in the group.'

Competitive Meditation.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Uptight End"

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

Enlightenment Olympics.

' Love and pole vault'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

"All As. What did you get?"

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.