Mindful Competitor Pillows

'I joined a relaxation program, to help me overcome my type A behavior. Damit! I'm going to be the best, most relaxed, one in the group.'

Competitive Meditation.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Uptight End"

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

' Love and pole vault'

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

"All As. What did you get?"

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Space Hopper Rodeo

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."