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Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

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'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

The Unsportables: Relay

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The Rivalry Begins

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

' Love and pole vault'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Foul!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

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