Calm Competitor Gifts

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Danth battle?

The Unsportables: Relay

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The Rivalry Begins

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

' Love and pole vault'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Foul!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Squash Partners.

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'