Peaceful Competitor Pillows

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Danth battle?

The Unsportables: Relay

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The Rivalry Begins

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

' Love and pole vault'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

A Man mixing up his sports.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Foul!"

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Squash Partners.

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Space Hopper Rodeo

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'