Connected Competitor Gifts

City Marathon.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Technological Dependence.

"Who can we call?"

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Fight on the top

'My app just ate your widget.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Mobile Phones

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

"You exercise with your phone?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"All As. What did you get?"

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

Interpretive marathon

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

Chess bowling.

War artists.

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

'Staying Competitive in Business' Conference

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'