Intellectual Competitor Gifts

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Although a strong player, Uri Kaprov was always suspected of using performance enhancing drugs.

Playing chess.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Genius Envy

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Bee Chess

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Enlightenment Olympics.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

Mathematicians' put down.

Interpretive marathon

"All As. What did you get?"

Chess bowling.

When intelligent cars lose the will to drive

War artists.