"That just shows how little you know."
Intellectual Rivalries Enthusiast Gifts
For the keen minds who thrive on friendly competition and intellectual banter, our collection of products embraces the spirited nature of rivalry. Perfect for fans of debate, trivia, and mental challenges, these gifts add a touch of humor and wit to any passionate debate or clever conversation.
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'
Genius Envy
Tic-tac-toe
"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"
"Caption contest"
"Just being proactive."
"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."
Next Wave Collegiate Sports
"Read the book!""See the movie!"
George Santayana
Fight on the top
How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'
'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'
'I hate snowboarders!'
Jim Balsillie orders dessert...
John Banville
The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.
Nature vs. Nietzsche.
"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"
Scale indicates the value of books.
Wilhelm Dilthey
David Anderson vs. Goliath
'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'
I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.
'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'
'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'
"I wish I had his I.Q.!"
Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge
"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."
"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."
'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'
Intellectual Rivalries Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Intellectual Rivalries Enthusiast Mugs
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Intellectual Rivalries Enthusiast Pillows
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Intellectual Rivalries Enthusiast Prints
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