Artistic Rivalry Enthusiast Gifts

'My NEA grant is bigger than your NEA grant!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Tic-tac-toe

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

The Sculptor

"Just being proactive."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Now that's art!"

Fight on the top

Peter Gabriel

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

Muhammad Dali...

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!