Intellect Challenger Gifts

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Bee Chess

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"Where do you see this country in five years?"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

Medieval Patent Office

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

"Shame on you!. . . For disagreeing with us!"

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

When intelligent cars lose the will to drive

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Dangerous ideas

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'