Idea Challenger Gifts

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Medieval Patent Office

'That's an innovative idea...but we would never consider it. It hasn't been done before.'

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Dangerous ideas

"My email is down... talk to me."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Mental Health System Breakdown

Big Bang Boulevard

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

New Ideas in Business.

Bee Chess

Fight on the top

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Capitalism

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Selling Justice

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Do you take credit for things that others have done?'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."