Thought Challenger Gifts

No New Thoughts

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Bee Chess

'I've got it written down...'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Confusionism'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

Medieval Patent Office