'Do you not have a dictionary?'
Urban Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the curious, city-loving intellect? Our urban scholar collection combines wit and creativity, making study sessions and city adventures more fun. Whether they’re into architecture, literature, or urban planning, our products add a clever touch to their academic journey.
"Look! No hands!"
'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'
No Immediate Danger
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)
"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."
Before the riots/after the riots
The Earth studying our cities with much interest
"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"
"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."
Holiday cottage
Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.
"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."
Domestic Spying Drones
'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."
From Here You Can See Bugger All
Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.
"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"
'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'
'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'
The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals
"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."
"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."
New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves
Attention: Speed Troughs
Museum of Commerce and gift shop.
Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!
Amongst the rush.
Le Corbusier
'It's the council's flood defence system.'
Urban Scholar Gifts Collection
Urban Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs crafted for the urban scholar. Find the perfect witty or inspiring design to brighten their mornings.
Urban Scholar Pillows
Discover our pillows featuring urban-inspired designs, perfect for creating a cozy, inspiring space for the city scholar in your life.
Urban Scholar Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the vibrant energy of urban academia, perfect for decorating the study or living space of the city scholar.
Urban Scholar T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt selection designed for urban scholars. Find a funny or clever shirt that celebrates their love for city life and learning.