Urban Scientist Gifts

"Damned urban sprawl."

"Look! No hands!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

No Immediate Danger

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Before the riots/after the riots

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Domestic Spying Drones

Run, Mike, Run!

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

The world of surveillance.

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Preserve these Wetlands.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

Attention: Speed Troughs