Urban Scientist T-Shirts

"Look! No hands!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

No Immediate Danger

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Before the riots/after the riots

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Run, Mike, Run!

Domestic Spying Drones

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

The world of surveillance.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Preserve these Wetlands.

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

Attention: Speed Troughs

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.