Urban Ecologist T-Shirts

Hudson River Crouton

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Preserve these Wetlands.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'The circle is complete!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

God's Subcontractors

'Echo Tourism'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Danger Slow Sand.

Bees SOS

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Author's Bio-diversity.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."