Urban Zoologist T-Shirts

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Rockefeller Center."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Ecological Therapy

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"That pigeon's at it again."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Feathered frenzy

Preserve these Wetlands.

Sly Fox

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

Hudson River Crouton

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

Amazon Delivery to a Nest

Rashomon of West 84th Street

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"Good boy, Clifford."

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

'Not you again!'

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

Birds stuck to glue factory roof.

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

"Hipsto"