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"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you."

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

Feathered frenzy

"Gross – could you chew with your mouth closed?"

Giraffe Snacks

A pirate sits on a park bench feeding parrots

"Is that gluten free?"

Birds stuck to glue factory roof.

"You gotta teach me that trick."

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Rockefeller Center."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"That pigeon's at it again."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

Flowers in the city

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

Sly Fox

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."