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"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bears catching fish

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'