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'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Farm Humor.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The Worm Charmer

"The hyenas started it."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

God's Subcontractors

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Family with pets.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.