Zoologist T-Shirts

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

Elephant Tracks.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

"The hell with natural selection..."

Steve Irwin.

Endangered waterfowl with sign: 'Will work for habitat.'

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

'My main fear is that we'll become extinct before we're discovered.'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

".. of all the animal species, I reckon the human must be nearest to us in intelligence."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"I just sent you a friend request."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Is he taking the piss?'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Since that young Darwin fellow was here, their species has certainly has evolved.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

Caution. Slow drivers ahead searching for snakes on the road.

'It may be his inner ear.'