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'That's OK, I'm not offended, I have a pretty thick skin: I'm a pachyderm after all...'

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Farm Humor.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The Worm Charmer

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Tallyho!"

God's Subcontractors

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'