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A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

Family with pets.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

"Now that's art!"

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

I love what you've done with the place.

Planeterrium.

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

To the Aquarium

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

Home Zoo!

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

Bob's Apartment

"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

"Do you mind? I don't watch you take a dump, do I?"

Peeping Tom Fish

'No that's not Steve, that's Margaret, - Steve died of a heart attack last year...'

Antiques: Out Bidding

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring complete obscurity."

Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.

Truly badminton

"Actually it's a very tiny little shark, so here's to the inventor of the magnifying glass!"

"One of my strengths is that I like to work outside of my comfort zone."

Kelly regretted not buying a dog.

"Master adores me and saves every dump..."